If that guy at the petrol station keeps flirting and wearin' them shorts like that, something really fun for both of us is gonna happen behind that counter, on camera, before God and Country.
Shit. That's right. My agent would lose her mind. My naked ass commands royalties that are as yet unknown in the western world...
Change of plans.
I was thinking I might ask him if he'd let me cook him dinner?
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