SmudgeTheInsultCat,
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maria,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat

I can't believe they don't know the difference between Atheist Toast and Satanist Toast

whole different recipe

Steve8282,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Been doing it for decades.

shekinahcancook,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat

But...atheists don't believe in satan, or other christian fairy tales...

Barbramon1,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Pastor Alex is a humorist. Love his parodies of religious extremism.😁

That_Damn_Frank,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat

"Saints Preserves" us...!

That_Damn_Frank,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat

"Aetheists you say? Why those Other Smuckers..."

GordonIsenburg,
Oldfartrant,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
No doubt this nitwit is one of the traitors wanting to turn American Democracy into a dictatorship ruled by a criminal. Talk about working for Satan!

DemocracySpot,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat

Pastor Alex who saved souls "Starting at Just $99!" was a favorite from the Before Times.

mvilain,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat

I always tell people that yes, I am an agent of Satan.
But my duties are largely ceremonial.

And his mom makes really great cookies.

james,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat What a good idea... Although, anyone capable of writing neatly with jam is clearly possessed.

dermoth,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat I've always said what you don't know cannot hurt :)

flyblue,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Will that make you gay?

Doreen32128,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I’ve seen that happen!! Lol!

tofugolem,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat
I'm really curious to know what he thinks that would accomplish.

piratero,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat it might be tastier with some Philly cream cheese first, then the jam.

servelan,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Which is bad because by the time they write it all out, the toast is cold. I hate cold toast.

kkarhan,
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