piratero

@piratero@mastodon.world

I am a strange, mysterious pirate. Do not follow me.

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GottaLaff, to random
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Debbie Downers, please settle down for the day, please? We won. Trump lost, bigly.

A few of you said to me that Juror 2 was a MAGAt who would hang the jury. You were wrong.

Speculation is pointless.

Let this happen. So far, we’re doing well. Whatever comes next, let’s wait and see, which has always been my position on everything. Wait. And. See.

Thanks so much.

piratero,

@GottaLaff

Absolutely! Enjoy the win!

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mikemathia, to random
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piratero,

@mikemathia don’t tell me you spent money on that!

msquebanh, (edited ) to TodayILearned
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Observed some #FarmerAnts herding #aphids on morning walk. These farmer #ants have a special #symbiotic relationship with aphids.

#Learn more:
https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/did-you-know/farmer-ants-and-their-aphid-herds

My video of the farmer ants, hard at work:
https://youtube.com/shorts/NqI6hVYnoPQ?si=96nXBtYyO4LjeYVc

#nature #SaanichParks #VictoriaBC #VanIsle #GorgePark #YYJ #PacificNorthwest #Cascadia #Wsanec #PNW #insects #Formicidae #Hymenoptera #entomology #WorkerAnts #NatureVideos

piratero,

@msquebanh I’m more interested in the farmers ant daughter video?

piratero,

@msquebanh farmers ant daughter? Like the farmers daughter jokes but with ants :)

piratero,

@msquebanh if you’ll allow me to:)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farmer%27s_daughter

Here’s a funny based on (see next)

piratero,

@msquebanh

A farmer had three daughters...

and each was going on a date one Friday night.

The first daughter’s date showed up "Hi I'm Freddy here to pick up Betty to eat spaghetti, is she ready?"
Betty left with Freddy.

The second daughter’s date showed up "Hey I'm Joe here to pick up Flo to go to the show, is she ready to go?"
Flo left with Joe.

The third daughters date showed up "Hello I'm Chuck-"
The farmer shot chuck.

RickiTarr, to random
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Gummi Worms are probably the best kind of worms I've eaten.

piratero,

@RickiTarr just make sure there’s no hook in there.

flexghost, to random
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My name is Flexghost

I like peanut butter, bananas and Nutella on toast

This is a peanut butter, bananas and Nutella thread

Also, happy

1/

The human version of Garfield getting attached to a tiny playful redhead kitten

piratero,

@flexghost i do that but just bananas and mayonnaise.

piratero,

@flexghost it’s delicious, kind of like a sandwich salad. I invented it!

Also, try bananas on pepperoni pizza.

gfarrell, to random
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piratero,

@gfarrell it’s a sickness.

chiefgyk3d, to politics
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It's that time of year again! Election season.

I'm here to remind you that politicians are temporary but Wu Tang is forever!

#Politics #Humor #WuTang #Rap #Hiphop #Funny #Election

piratero,

@chiefgyk3d what is wutang? I knew kind of knife?

piratero,

@chiefgyk3d rap! Yikes! That has the repetitive best of Spanish dance music to me. Can’t stand either and I grew up with the latter.

Thanks for the info, I’ll look them up!

flexghost, to random
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“I do have a lot of surrogates and they are speaking very beautifully”
-Trump

Imagine being a sitting United States Senator of the speaker of the house and choosing to help Trump break his gag order over representing your constituents

Winning.

piratero,

@flexghost the good old fascists boys club. They’re just missing a couple of priests. You know, for the children. Boys, mostly. The boy children.

JoscelynTransient, to random
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Oh lord, apparently Hillary Cass has bought into the conspiracy theory that "sissy hypno porn is turning the kids trans!" It's absolutely infuriating and naked bigotry that anyone pretends she is a neutral, honest, or scientific researcher. I am going to bet within the year that she will blame either George Soros or Bill Gates for the transes, or come out as an anti-vaxxer.

https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/opinion-no-dr-cass-porn-will-not?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=994764&post_id=144515631&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=21qnxp&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email

piratero,

@JoscelynTransient what is her degree? Theology?

Skepticat, to random
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Me, packing for a weekend getaway, "I really like listening to books on tape while I drive."

My daughter, "You mean audiobooks, mom?"

piratero,

@Skepticat you should tell her the books gossip about each other. The fiction ones are really terrible in that they make things up!

GottaLaff, to random
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Back to regular life... the Open House, although filled with positive feedback on our house, was a dud.

Again.

It's so disheartening. We're priced right, the house is beautiful, in great shape, great neighborhood... etc etc.

So we wait.

piratero,

@GottaLaff takes time. It’s hard to find the right buyer. Sometimes, you just turn around and there they are, waiting. I’m sure it will happen before you know it and you’ll be delighted!

Alice, to random
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I like when people tell me they unfollowed me as if I’m a subscription service that's somehow losing money as a result.

piratero,

@Alice I miss the old picture. Ima unsubscribe!

piratero,

@Alice ooooohhh!

I will worship this always and forever! Wearing that warm hat to avoid brain freeze, scrunching up that pretty nose to focus on the screen, drinking first from one flavor and then alternating with the other! Such fun! Having both cups but just being a single girl! What fun! Then, oooh sssooo decadently having both, mixing their essence so lovingly in that pretty, rosey mouth and how suddenly tragic for first one cup and then the other to drain, to lead to…

piratero,

@Alice …slurping as you empty their final vestiges of flavor into that pretty mouth, leaving their spent husks for the trash.

It’s an entire life playing out, of discovery, joy, happiness, tragedy and, finally loss.

I will talk to art galleries the world over about exhibiting this glorious video! I won’t rest until civilization fully appreciates your glory!

Thank you! Oooohhh, thank you! Glory to the McFlurry! Glory! Glory!

dailymedievalcats, to medievodons German
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Armed and dangerous.

Ms: BL, Harley 6563, f. 73r (14th c.). @medievodons

piratero,

@dailymedievalcats @medievodons crossbow cats in attack!

GottaLaff, to legal
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New 🧵starts HERE.

REMEMBER: I can’t/won’t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

Picking up after my "mistrial" thread/ 1/...

All via McB for awhile:

Counsel approaches, brief sidebar

"Binoculars down."

As I mentioned, courtroom rules strictly enforced. During sidebar, court security doesn't allow reporters to use binoculars they had brought to see exhibits and facial expressions better

piratero,

@ienvision @GottaLaff it’s only because she’s soooo awesome!

piratero,

@GottaLaff just the one. Gunslingers never use more than one gun.

Saltssaltgirl, to random
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I woke up this morning with a headache from not drinking enough water yesterday. Oh, how times have changed.

piratero,

@Saltssaltgirl is that because you replaced that liquid content with alcohol and crisps?

dabertime, to random
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Who can afford a swear jar these days?

piratero,

@dabertime is it a subscription-based swear jar? Maybe we can spread the fee over those time we don’t swear?

renwillis, to Humor
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Uh, Virginia Slims, thank you very much.

piratero,

@renwillis I always worried the embers would ignite car upholstery.

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