benjaminhollon,
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I'm the kind of paranoid person who second-guesses if I'm in the right bathroom while peeing at a urinal.

All. The. Time.

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pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon is that anything like trying to unlock your car in the parking lot and then being immediately paranoid that the car you're trying to unlock just looks like yours? ;⁠-⁠)

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
No idea I don't drive because I'd probably crash.

…but yes that sounds like the same thing, if your driver's license were sitting face up on the seat as you were wondering if it's your car.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon I mean, sometimes I wonder as I'm peeing whether or not I'm actually in a coma and peeing in my pants. Gotta be something like that. In retrospect, though, that's probably indicative :⁠-⁠\

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
um okay. XD

I have not had that particular paranoia yet but now I always will.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon rofl, you're welcome :⁠-⁠P

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
It's important for people like us to share our anxieties. That helps them decrease. (no it doesn't)

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon Hey bud, you started the war-storying. Like any war-story, though, it's hard to resist when you have similar experiences.

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
As long as we're talking about toilet-going war stories, should I tell about the time as a kid in Afghanistan when one of my pet tortoises fell into the pit beneath our outhouse?

Fishing it out was not fun for my parents.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon that's a completely new horror. Omg, was he okay?

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
Yes, he lived to eat our strawberries another day.

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
We never did get much out of our garden. Darn tortoises.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon Where do you live now? Do you miss your tortoises?

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
A Texas A&M dorm. :P

After Afghanistan was India, then Malaysia (until this last June).

I honestly haven't thought about the tortoises too much, but back when we left Afghanistan (where my parents did humanitarian aid work), I did name a couple of stuffed animals after them.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon probably was just something that you took for granted. It is too cold for tortoise anywhere I've lived, so it sounds fantastic to me :⁠-⁠)

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
One was given to me, one was found by me. :)

I'd feel sorry for them for taking them from their normal habitat and sticking them in the same small yard as a dog, but that dog was lazy and they ate enough veggies and strawberries to make up for it.

How cold is too cold for tortoises? Not gonna lie, Afghanistan was the coldest place I've ever lived, but then I spent the last ten years in either tropics or near-tropics.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon Colorado gets cold. -20c during the winter (sometimes). Reptiles struggle to live here. I've seen turtles and newts as a kid. Never seen them again, though.

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
Ahh Colorado. Yeah, I can see that; I've been there a couple times, but only in the summer.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon newts aren't reptiles, I know that, btw :⁠-⁠)

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
TIL. ;)

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
In retrospect I did know that, but I never would have called you out on it. XD

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon climate is too dry anymore.

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
I wouldn't survive there either, then. I lived in a rainforest for the last six years, pretty much.

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
Yes, a tropical rainforest island that's world-renowned for its food. With a cost of living so cheap we'd feed our family for about ~$10 per meal.

Man, that was the life. I'm totally moving back there after uni if I can.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon How? That's amazing. Do you have video?

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
Of the rain? I do.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon of the lifestyle. Man, that sounds amazing. :⁠-⁠)

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
Ahhh, I see. Well here's the rain.

video/mp4

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon holy crap; you weren't kidding. Hopefully that's the wet season?

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
Well… in Penang there's rainy season and rainier season. It rains ~200 days per year (though usually not that hard).

But yeah I guess that would be the rainier season, when heavy rain is more common? The main change is how heavy the rain is.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon So cool :⁠-⁠D I've never seen rain like that. Here? that'd flood.

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
Heh, they need to be able to handle it there. ;)

But it is a tiny island, which helps. And it's crawling with thirsty plants. 2/3 of the island is rainforest, and actually one of the world's smallest national parks.

Here's a better picture to show the view from our window.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon Do you have any pine trees there?

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
I mean, no need for evergreen when everything's evergreen. ;)

No, not really.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon They're easily the most common tree here. Easily. We have Aspen also, but most other trees can't live in the Rockies.

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
Very fun! Yeah, I remember there being a lotta pines from our visits.

pixelatedfist,

@benjaminhollon Lived in Houston, too. Texas is a scarier place than Cali.

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
Again, it probably depends where you live. Lubbock, Texas, where I stayed for a little while? Least scary place ever. College Station (what I've seen of it, living on campus) is pretty good, too.

benjaminhollon,
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@pixelatedfist
I mean, it's hard to generalize about a state 20% the size of India. ;)

pixelatedfist,

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  • benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    Um, no. Texas is 20% the size of India.

    India is big.

    https://www.mylifeelsewhere.com/country-size-comparison/texas-usa/india

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    Oh, the whole US is 200% the size of India.

    pixelatedfist,

    @benjaminhollon I went there for a job and, literally, everyone at work had a gun in their car.

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    Oh, well, yes. There is that. ;)

    I have a ton of respect for the police here in Texas, having talked to a couple officers. They've got a hard job.

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    @pixelatedfist
    Hmm I should really be in bed, but I just realized that the tea I drank was not in fact herbal, but a flavored black tea.

    Scubrats.

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    @pixelatedfist
    (I say "scubrats" instead of "rats" because it sounds silly and is phoenetically "Starbucks" backwards)

    pixelatedfist,

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    @pixelatedfist
    I'm very much not a coffee person. I hate the taste. :P

    But yes the sounds is really fun.

    Yeah, it's been a crazy rise! This seems to happen whenever I switch social platforms, inevitably, but in this case it's followers rather than me foundingn and running a group that gains a ton of members. It's been fun! And a great case study as a COMM major. ;)

    pixelatedfist,

    @benjaminhollon Heh, that's amazing. Where does your comp-sci interest go when you're studying for comm major?

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    It doesn't. ;)

    Coding has always been a means of supporting my other hobbies, for me. I'll be doing COMM with a focus on Professional Writing, and I use coding to support my writing and make it something unique. Currently I'm coding fiction with stories like https://arainlesssky.benjaminhollon.com and developing writing software over at @freedomtowrite.

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    > I'm very much not a coffee person. I hate the taste. :P
    I am a tea person all the way. Go tea!

    J'adore le thé.

    pixelatedfist,

    @benjaminhollon I really appreciate the work gargon's been doing. We're over a million now!

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    Yes, very cool!

    …does that mean 0.1% of Mastodon follows me?

    pixelatedfist,

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    @pixelatedfist
    Oh scubrats, true.

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    Hmm and I can't find a public user count for Fosstodon specifically anymore. :P

    I was doing some computational analysis of my Mastodon followers earlier tonight; roughly half are from here on Fosstodon, with an average of 2.3 per other instance.

    pixelatedfist,

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    @pixelatedfist
    Used to be I could get them with toot instance fosstodon.org but that doesn't include user counts anymore, it seems?

    What am I thinking, I've been messing around with the API all night—it should be the simplest thing ever to try this right now.

    pixelatedfist,

    @benjaminhollon I'm not sure what you mean. Maybe that info isn't available yet.

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    Alright Fosstodon currently has 15,982 monthly active users. Trying to find total users, now.

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    I don't see it; they must have removed that from the API. :(

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    HA I FOUND IT

    If I change the API version to v1, the info is still there.

    Fosstodon has 58,341 users.

    pixelatedfist,

    @benjaminhollon holy crap! Huh, makes me wonder.

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    Since I have 685 followers from fosstodon.org, that means 1.195% of Fosstodon is following me. ;)

    pixelatedfist,

    @benjaminhollon I think I said that-ish.

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    But now I have the hard math to back it up. ;)

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    AHHH MY NOTIFICATIONS

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    You're good. ;)

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    I don't have push notifications for favorites, it just shows up in the list.

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    Ugh I relaly should go to bed………

    I have a training event tomorrow from 11-16. :P

    pixelatedfist,

    @benjaminhollon G'night, bud.

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    @pixelatedfist
    Thank you. ;)

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    @pixelatedfist
    I was just joking, you're totally fine. XD

    pixelatedfist,

    @benjaminhollon How intensive is it on the hardware?

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    Not sure; they use Masto.host to host for them, and I know they've been working on upgrading stuff to avoid issues.

    What really matters is the monthly active users count, since those are the ones actually using the server.

    pixelatedfist,
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    @pixelatedfist
    1% of 1%, eh?

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    Okay lifestyle…

    Here's the view from the windows in one of my High School's classrooms.

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    A great picture from our balcony. I don't seem to have many in the daytime; I just took pictures of the sunsets from there. ;)

    pixelatedfist,

    @benjaminhollon Augh, that's such a good picture. I'm glad you're experiencing new things :⁠-⁠D

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    @pixelatedfist
    College Station, Texas, is very different. ;)

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    @pixelatedfist
    It's not as bad as it looks in that pic, I don't think.

    benjaminhollon,
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    @pixelatedfist
    I was mostly showing that it's much flatter here. ;)

    pixelatedfist,

    @benjaminhollon I lived in LA for a year or so. Cali is not such a great place

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    @pixelatedfist
    Depends where you are. LA is definitely my least favorite part, personally. (I was born in Bakersfield, and though I've never lived in Cali I have visited frequently.)

    I'd say the Sequoia National Park was amazing (it was) but we did get smoked out by a forest fire which was not fun. ;)

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