paezha,
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"I look back with deep remorse to the whole experience of having been an opportunistic but ultimately useful fool to lawyers with more years of experience exploiting useful fools."

— Jenna Ellis

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/24/jenna-ellis-plea-deal-trump-georgia-election-case

lupus_blackfur,
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@paezha
@DemocracyMattersALot

😂🤣😂🍿🍿

So begins the Jenna Ellis Rehabilitation Tour...
Coming soon to a venue near you.

🍿🍿🍿

paezha,
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@lupus_blackfur @DemocracyMattersALot

"Deeply remorseful" 🙄

Poor baby, she only realized Trump was a "malignant narcissist" when he refused to pay her legal bills.

DemocracyMattersALot,
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@paezha

Novel. Lawyer uses “advice of other counsel” defense.

DanaBlankenhorn,
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@paezha As usual, a Trumpian defendant blames others.

paezha,
@paezha@mastodon.online avatar

"I smoked Rudy's farts. I was led astray by Rudy's farts."

— Jenna Ellis, felon

JohannasGarden,

@paezha Describing herself as an "opportunistic, but ultimately useful fool" holds more honesty than I expected to hear from her. I believe she's still diminishing her own guilt and knowledge that she was committing crimes as she was committing them, but at the same time it satisfies a certain something for me.

paezha,
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@JohannasGarden

Oh, that's not what she said, that's my made up quote of what she'd have said if she had a healthy relationship with the truth.

JohannasGarden,

@paezha Oh, damn. I'd have been much happier if she'd included "opportunistic", but I believe she sort of said everything else you put in your quote, just with a lot more padding.

paezha,
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@JohannasGarden

"It was the farts. I let Rudy's farts lead me astray."

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