dgar,
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rexi,
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@dgar

they also reverse the linearity of time when you stare at them.

0xd9a,

@dgar Sure

dgar,
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@0xd9a 🤩

arose62,
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dgar,
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@arose62 😅

SnepperStepper,
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@dgar they're more perpendicular than the b pillars on a 1977-1979 Cadillac Fleetwood. The only thing chemtrails do is turn the frogs in high school science classrooms gay and trans so they just have a bunch of lesiban frogs in the twink tank. You're thinking of the 5-G covid dispensing towers, but that hallucination wouldn't show up across the internet, only in person because of the dense clouds of tesla branded metaverse nanobots in the air.

dgar,
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Lichtenbergian,
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@dgar This is just science fact. As Prof. Peter Schickele always said, "Truth is just truth; you can't have opinions about truth."

dgar,
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kkarhan,
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@dgar nice ...

Or maybe they are parallel on a 3rd axis and we don't see it die to displaying them looking directly at said axis...

MOULE,

@dgar True! Just gotta zoom out a bit 😉

dgar,
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@MOULE 😂

u0421793,

@dgar [quick visit to the saurus dot com]

[{ANTONYMS FOR parallel

crooked
different
dissimilar
divergent
separate
skewed
zigzag}]

Okay, ahem…

The existence of parallel universes implies crooked universes

No? Okay, implies different, no that’s not so good… dissimilar, no, divergent, wait, separate, that’s useless, skewed, aha here’s the one:

The existence of parallel universes implies zigzag universes

Of course it does – I’m happy with that

Jakra,
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@dgar @u0421793 or terrifyingly, implies the existence or diverging, or perhaps worse, converging universes. What happens when they intersect?

dgar,
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@u0421793 @Jakra
They settle down in front of the fireplace on the shagpile rug, and the funky music starts….

dilmandila,
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@dgar My brain sees them as parallel, but perhaps because I'm on my 10th glass of wine

dgar,
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trelord75,

@dgar

Your takin' the piss out of that place aren't you.

Edit: I was going change actually change the color just to disprove it, but those chem-trails, they messed with my mind, so I put on my foil hat, didn't walk under a ladder, checked my horoscope, was careful around my mirror ... none of it worked, maybe I'm just a little crazy.

MarSolRivas,
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@dgar 🤣

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