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Lichtenbergian

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Dale Lyles, author, composer, teacher. Lichtenbergianism is the theory that everyone is creative; all you have to do is put it off. #fedi22 #creativity #procrastination #composing #burns dale@Lichtenbergianism.com

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Lichtenbergian, to random
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You have hundreds of excuses not to make the that thing you want to make. Do not use them.

Lichtenbergian, to random
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Lichtenbergian, to animals
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At least he voted.

Lichtenbergian, to animals
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Could someone explain to this animal that the reason his assistance in composing is not completely appreciated is that his abilities as an Assistive Feline™ are neglible if nonexistent?

Mrfunkedude, to random
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lets keep in mind the unspoken suffering of those around us.

No one is free from suffering. We all have our own internal struggles that more often then not, manifest in our lives.

If someone annoys you today, take a moment to remember that the spear in the others eye, is the spear in your own. We all at one time or another act out through our suffering, and more often then not, we end up regretting it.

Be a little more empathic today.
Be for others, what you wish they were, for you.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mrfunkedude Always. Every day. (Except on the interstate. Screw those guys.)

Lichtenbergian, to random
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When it’s time to write that essay or compose that song, you don’t have to start at the beginning. Start with the part you know. (p. 41)

Lichtenbergian, to random
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Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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Holy shit I just looked at the calendar and realize that I turn 55 next Monday.

How the fuck did that happen?!?!

Where did I go wrong?

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mrfunkedude Is it because you're supposed to be turning 56?

Lichtenbergian, to random
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I suppose I should clean and stow the bar from last night's party. Ugh. WHO DECIDED MY BIRTHDAY SHOULD BE CELEBRATED?

dgar, to random
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I was going to buy a pocket calculator.

Then I realised that l don’t have that many pockets.

Lichtenbergian,
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@dgar

Binder, to random
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Getting the crap beaten out of me in the lobby by animated concessions after being lured there by their hypnotic jingle

Lichtenbergian,
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@Binder Again??

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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I’m a student of the fine farts.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mrfunkedude I don't think I want to know what BFA stands for on your world.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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This is not the first toot you’ve read.

OR IS IT?

Hi. I’m Funk. Welcome to my TEDTalk on stoner philosophy.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mrfunkedude Well, it will be the first toot I've read.

AS WAS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECY.

Lichtenbergian, to random
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Don’t be afraid to emulate your heroes. (p. 98)

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The Two Types of Vacationers:

Me: Hey Honey, what do you want to do on vacation? I want to walk somewhere lovely and try something new every day.

Hubs: Sleep as long as I want.

Lichtenbergian,
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@RickiTarr In my marriage, we have developed the terms 'Traveling' vs. 'Vacationing.' The dialectic is neverending. (I am currently flying home from twelve days of TRAVELING in Greece. Oy.)

Binder, (edited ) to random
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Finally bought myself a quilted comforter.

It took forever to come up w/ the down payment.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Binder Do we have to call the authorities again?

Lichtenbergian, to animals
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While I was sitting for a bit outside the Cathedral of St. John on Santorini, this beautiful boy strolled up and settled in for a snuggle and a scritch.

Mrfunkedude, to random
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Stop asking me for my socks.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mrfunkedude Ohhhh, 'socks'! I thought you said 'sex'!

dgar, to random
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Some joker tore out the fifth month from my desk calendar!

I’m dismayed.

Lichtenbergian,
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@dgar No. Just no.

Lichtenbergian,
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@dgar Oh wait—that means I won't turn 70. Carry on.

Mjack, to random
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Apparently I'm invited to a tree sex orgy today.

Lichtenbergian,
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@Mjack Is this one of those disturbing pollen kink things?

Lichtenbergian, to random
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Athens. Rain. Walking back from a fabulous dinner to the hotel. Flashing blue lights on the main drag, traffic stopped at an intersection. Is that a car on fire?? NO, IT'S THE FREAKING OLYMPIC FLAME BEGINNING ITS RUN THROUGH ATHENS!!

Lichtenbergian, to animals
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I ask yet again: Why are there animals in my house?

GreenFire, to random
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I'd like to revisit our media's attempt to persuade our POTUS to hold a debate with an insurrectionist.

They didn't address the fact that Trump used his last appearance on the stage they provided to him in order to incite a violent insurrection. How can they ignore his "Stand back, stand by" call to his supporters?

Lichtenbergian,
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@GreenFire What if Biden's campaign announced that he had no intention of debating Trump because of T's mental incapacity (not to mention his lack of knowledge) — just keep goading him until he loses it?

dgar, to random
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To all the people that always said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination:

Just you wait.

Lichtenbergian,
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@dgar If you think I'm going to comment on this just to do some shameless self-promotion, you are absolutely correct. http://amzn.to/2z8c3pv

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