alphonzs, 
I feel like I have to switch to a social persona that isn’t really me when I come to the office.
So I pressed the switch, started the energy drain, and I was all like: “Hi, good morning 😊”
And then the first reply I get is
“You look chubbier, save some space for the holidays 😂”
I’m going to try and be calm about this.
Straight people suck 😓