daveybot,
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You know how we have a sort of unofficial set of standard measures for things in the news?

Height: double decker buses
Liquid volume: swimming pools
Area: tennis courts / Wales

...That kind of thing.

Does anyone else use 'Scottish Parliament buildings' as a news-related unit of measure for any government spending? Garden Bridge, Rwanda scheme, PPE contracts, Liz Truss' budget, Westminster refurb…

Is it just me who uses that one?

daveybot,
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Some back-of-the-envelope cost comparison examples:

Westminster refurb (estimate) = 53 Scottish Parliaments

Garden Bridge (unbuilt) = 0.13 Scottish Parliaments

Michelle Mone's PPE contracts = 0.5 Scottish Parliaments

Loss to UK economy from the Truss / Kwarteng mini budget = 72 Scottish Parliaments

London-Birmingham HS2 line (predicted) = 160 Scottish Parliaments

Rwanda deportation scheme (so far) = 0.6 Scottish Parliaments

passenger,
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@daveybot

I've seen Afghanistan-hours used. Once you include all the costs, the British part of the Afghanistan war cost 4bn a year, which is about $457,000 an hour. This means that the Garden Bridge was about four Afghanistan-days.

I've seen New Yorkers use "NYPD Misconduct Settlement Hours" in the same way.

cstross,
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@daveybot "Heads of lettuce" = duration of a Tory prime minister

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