I am currently seeking Low Quality Friends. It's a lot like a regular friendship, except I will never:
-call you.
-text and say "are you free this day?" without providing any additional context, putting you in an uncomfortable situation.
-tell you that I am moving and heavily hint that I would like you to carry heavy boxes and heavier furniture out of my apartment.
@lowqualityfacts done a low quality friendship so please don't send me any Christmas cards, and if we ever meet you are required to awkwardly avoid using my name while the conversation progresses and you frantically listen out for clues as to how we might know each other.
@leighms I promise to quietly say names that I think might be your name, and then look at you in confusion and pretend you misheard me each time I get it wrong.
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