Travis Kelce lifted the Lombardi trophy above his head, pointed to Taylor Swift in the stands and got down on one knee.
“Will you marry me?” He mouthed.
“Oh my god, yes” - came the reaction from Swift.
The crowd erupted into cheers.
Elon Musk, who was watching on began to tear up. “The power of true love. My god what have been doing these last few years. I need to hire back all the content moderators to sort out this mess.”
Donald Trump, who was informed of the events via a push notification while he was sat on the toilet, was similarly moved. “These kids, the really know how to hit you where it hurts. Wow. I’ve been a bad dude. I need to hand myself in and withdraw from the race.”
And in Kentucky, a sound that had not been heard for almost 54 years. Mitch McConnell embracing the joy of a single moment. “Elaine, I’m going to retire immediately, but not before I sort out all the problems I’ve caused and apologized to all of those I’ve wronged.”
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