SecureOwl

jerry, 3 months ago to random

I am thinking about setting up a wholly stand-alone instance that federates with nothing to get out of this treadmill of complaints about consent when someone stands up a new instance or a new bridge or...

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

To date, Common remains the only rapper to have had a wire in the standard North American wiring scheme named after him

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

You know in the future there will be flying cars!

The future:

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

tfw you accidentally enable desktop push notifications from a website

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

the great private jet exodus has begun in Vegas

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

Come on Andi that is very unprofessional

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

IF YOU HAVE FINISHED WITH THE EC2 INSTANCE TERMINATE IT

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

SHUT UP ROMO WE'RE ALL TRYIN' HEAR WHAT TAYLOR IS SAYING

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

they were all about Swift/Kelce psyop but in the end, it was the Temu psyop

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

“Have we secured the channel over which Agent Swift will appear on the broadcast to endorse the President?”

“No, we’re having trouble bringing up the tunnel - we need more time!!”

“Ok. I hear you. Get on the secure line with New York and tell em we need fifteen more minutes dammit!”

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to superbowl

“Ok gentlemen, it’s a new game, rendering that whole three hours irrelevant. Except for Usher being on roller skates that was pretty awesome.”

#SuperBowl

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

I thought we’d made it - but no, Microsoft jumps in with a Copilot ad

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to superbowl

Special appearance by Alicia Keys on the world’s only Piano that was 3D printed using incorrect extruder temperature settings

#superbowl

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

The Vegas strip always looks pretty cool from the swooping drone shots, but remember it’s a different world at street level.

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

keep forgetting I’ve gotta port scan the new car

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

Travis Kelce lifted the Lombardi trophy above his head, pointed to Taylor Swift in the stands and got down on one knee.

“Will you marry me?” He mouthed.

“Oh my god, yes” - came the reaction from Swift.

The crowd erupted into cheers.

Elon Musk, who was watching on began to tear up. “The power of true love. My god what have been doing these last few years. I need to hire back all the content moderators to sort out this mess.”

Donald Trump, who was informed of the events via a push notification while he was sat on the toilet, was similarly moved. “These kids, the really know how to hit you where it hurts. Wow. I’ve been a bad dude. I need to hand myself in and withdraw from the race.”

And in Kentucky, a sound that had not been heard for almost 54 years. Mitch McConnell embracing the joy of a single moment. “Elaine, I’m going to retire immediately, but not before I sort out all the problems I’ve caused and apologized to all of those I’ve wronged.”

And America was saved.

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

Every Super Bowl commercial is going to be about AI, isn’t it

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

walking around the house trying to summon a mostly deaf 16 year old chihuahua, who enjoys being under blankets, as though she is some kind of ghost

“Are you here with us right now?”

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

“70,000 people in Vegas for the Super Bowl? That’s gonna be some sight to behold.”

“Tell me about it. I ain’t never seen that many people in this town! Dunno if I should like to be in with that many folks.”

<lighting cigarette at end of bar> “y’all never attended AWS re:invent I take it.”

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

Most impressive thing I’ve seen in a very long time:

We’re getting a new car. Went to empty out the trade in and factory reset everything to eliminate the traces of personal information.

THE DEALERSHIP HAD ALREADY DONE IT

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

I have played with the OpenAI assistants API to understand it better this week. Not going to lie, it has some potential for BI and customer service type use cases, but it’s far from ready for production. I gave it a relatively small dataset (< 10MB) and about half the time it gave a reasonable answer, 40% of the time it just said it couldn’t read the files despite the fact it had just read them, and 10% gibberish. All requests are extremely slow, takes a couple of minutes to process most questions.

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

accidentally missed the first letter while highlighting my query to run and the DB turned into an election denier

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

They wouldn’t be able to ban the flipper zero in the USA because of our 2nd amendment right to bear ARM’s which everyone knows refers to the processor

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

about once every 6 months or so I have to use Microsoft Windows and my god what have they done to that thing

SecureOwl, 3 months ago to random

“Boss, we have high confidence SIGINT putting the Hamburglar at a location in northern Lebanon, would you like us to submit the location to the strike team?”

“No. Prepare the jet and fly me there. I want to take the bastard out myself. Hand to hand.”

“But, but, that’s incredibly dangerous. We don’t need to do that, and besides, it’s against protocol.”

“Fuck protocol! This is personal. I didn’t become Head of Global Intelligence at McDonald’s to call in a strike team while I sit comfortably at HQ. I did it so I could locate and personally see off the Hamburglar. Now, get me the jet! And see too it that the onboard ice cream machine is working. If this goes south, this could very well be my last McFlurry.”