I don't even understand why the fuck windows update even has error codes when every single fucking one of them always has the same advice from microsoft: Delete SoftwareDistribution, run the troublshooter which never works, run dism /cleanupimage /restorehealth or use the windows 11 installer tool to do a clean install. Don't even bother giving me the error code.
Then you go to the event viewer for windows update logs and its like "the update failed to download" and you ponder the pros of lobotomy via soup spoon.