RickiTarr, Here's some Horrible Valentines for those who are less than enthusiastic about today:
Of course I'd never kiss you For that, you see, is wrong But what is a fair maid to do When men are all so strong
A cartoon girl being burned at the stake with the text: I'll be burned up, if you won't be my Valentine
Valentine's Day, Did you say? Remember dear, before we wed How eagerly you read Those tender sentiments of mine Inscribed upon a Valentine Remember how you sat for hours And sighed and dreamed beside my flowers Remember how you used to love The candy I brought you boxes of I know you do and that is why I cringe before your searching eye And wait you comments cold and candid When I show up empty handed