They wouldn’t blame an incident on “human error,” they’d be scouring traces for unwanted energy, probing liminal spaces for malevolent spirits, writing new spells-as-code for automated cleansing.
Key contributing factors would be trickster fae, confusing incantations, unsafe reagents.
When Neptune is ascendant, they’ll update the test suite and save your ass. Saturn in transit? She’ll verify the observability pipeline by moonlight just in case.
Everyone’s nervous about a deploy? She whips out the tarot deck from her tote bag and gives a reading.
“10 of Wands for the past, makes sense, these past few sprints have been slogs.”
“For the present: The Chariot — that’s a good sign. It should deploy fine today!”
“And for the future… the Eight of Swords. Well, the good news is our coven will be learning a lot soon! The bad news is the deploy will eventually blow prod up, so I’ll add doing daily chakra unblocking meditations to JIRA.”
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