lowqualityfacts,
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jkibble,

@lowqualityfacts unlike your usual fair I don't feel the need to fact check this one, it's sounds credible

staringatclouds,
@staringatclouds@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Trump would have attended but he failed the entrance exam**

The entrance exam consists of putting wooden shapes* into matching holes****

***There is one shape

****There is one hole

spherulitic,

@lowqualityfacts I wouldn’t even question this

Oldfartrant,
@Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Per Bonzo

Jesper_Buhl,
@Jesper_Buhl@helvede.net avatar

@lowqualityfacts Sadly, Trump couldn't get in!

jeremiah_,

@lowqualityfacts Maybe the only one who graduated.

mmanciop,

@lowqualityfacts yes but 45 ran one

KanaMauna,
@KanaMauna@sauropods.win avatar

@lowqualityfacts
First in his class. 🤡

pontulo,

@lowqualityfacts The super ironic true fact is that he is actually the only US president to have been head of a union

jaycee,
@jaycee@toot.community avatar

@lowqualityfacts you’re thinking of Trump, surely……

currentbias,
@currentbias@open-source-eschaton.net avatar

@lowqualityfacts ah yes, hollywood

mintyfresh,
@mintyfresh@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Wrong. Trump did also and he was Valedictorian.

jens,
@jens@social.finkhaeuser.de avatar

@lowqualityfacts So... Trump is not only a clown, but an unlicensed clown at that?

BigMcLargeHuge,

@jens @lowqualityfacts

Trump is like a clown Ronin of old, I think.

He still wears the orange makeup and says things that make people laugh, often uproariously, but at the same time, eschews the more orthodox large red nose, in favor of a more "natural" orange one, and while his shoes may still be floppy, they are much less colorful. He also wants to have sex his biological daughter, which, at least traditionally, hasn't been a practiced part of clowndom overall.

eel_trebor,

@lowqualityfacts I'm not so sure this is a "Low Quality Fact", as Reagan graduated from the Hollywood star system, which was (and remains) a true clown college, I'd say.

TruthSandwich,

@lowqualityfacts

Not only did he attend, he was their president.

a,

@lowqualityfacts @DarkAthena hmm. And you would think there's at least another one... 🤔

GoatRoper,
@GoatRoper@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Trump University?

robbielink,
@robbielink@c.im avatar

@lowqualityfacts Sorry, but for once I have to correct you. Also .

Deembe,
@Deembe@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Came naturally to some...

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