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staringatclouds

@staringatclouds@mastodon.social

#Twitter refugee #FBPE

I'm an old biddy, semi retired, interested in science, sci fi, humour, cute animal videos, real ale, good food all the usual stuff

Sadly of late I've become rather political as my Government seems intent on destroying my country & I hate politics

LGBTQ+ ally, atheist/humanist if you're religious that's OK

Religion is like a penis, it's OK to have one & be proud of it
But don't thrust it anywhere without an invite by someone old enough to understand what it is

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RickiTarr, to random
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The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal!

You will have to choose your side!

HELP THEM! “We' missed you, pal!” “Their filthy Water" "If you see a Horrid Beast evolving, welcome them home.

staringatclouds,
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@RickiTarr Wait ..

Those Sharknado movies were prophecies?

Wileymiller, to random
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staringatclouds,
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@Wileymiller He probably wants to know where Liberta is but won't ask

RickiTarr, to random
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Sometimes when you learn how something works, you think, Thanks knowledge, that really helped, everything makes more sense, and other times you look up how wrists turn, and it's like WTF?!

staringatclouds,
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@RickiTarr I found that out when I broke my wrist

The surgeon put it back together but the radius & ulnar stuck together so I couldn't turn my hand over

Physio sorted it out, but they basically had to break the join & keep it broken

Even now I can put my hand & forearm palm down on a table but if I turn it palm up it stops about 10°-15° short of flat unless I really push

GottaLaff, to Canada
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Very tired, muscles sore, nearly there.

One. More. Day.

Thank you for always encouraging me. It helps, it really does.

So as a reward, today's Daily Dose of dopey gifs.

🇨🇦

Have a good evening. I'll be up bright and early with ONE more gif.

❤️

video/mp4

staringatclouds,
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@GottaLaff Safe journey hon ❤️ @VeroniqueB99

RickiTarr, to random
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Y'all, I like all the Treks, I can't deal with your fighting, please think of the children.

staringatclouds,
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@RickiTarr @4d3fect Such a shame about Alan Rickman

They were all set to make a TV series based on the movie until he told them about his cancer diagnosis

And it just wouldn't have been the same without him

realTuckFrumper, to random
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staringatclouds,
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@realTuckFrumper I bet they won't do the same for condoms

Because this is about controlling women & taking away their autonomy

AnthonyFStevens, to random
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Austerity, Brexit, Covid Lockdown Parties, PPE Scandal, Raw Sewage in UK Waterways & Coastal Areas, Economic Crash, Record Inflation, Record Interest Rates, Cost of Living Crisis, Pensions Decimated, Mortgage Rises, NHS in Crisis, Schools Crumbling, Housing Crisis...

This is the choice. It's really that simple.

4th July

Vote 🌹 ❎️ 🗳

staringatclouds,
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@CloudyMrs @AnthonyFStevens @Wen @Theriac @soren Damn shame really, they'd get my vote

England ruled by Holyrood would be a sight worth seeing

RickiTarr, to random
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The most ridiculous thing about cop procedural shows is when they ask where a person was, and what they were doing at a specific time the person always has perfect and immediate recall. I'd be desperately trying to remember what day of the week that was, and trying to open my phone calendar. If I was the cop, I'd immediately be suspicious of the person who remembered exactly where they were and what they were doing.

staringatclouds,
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@RickiTarr @RolloTreadway I don't have a locked phone

If the police stop me for anything the first thing they'll do is tell me to unlock the phone & if I refuse I'll be in a cell until I comply, so there's no point

If someone steals my phone I can brick it remotely & I don't keep credit/debit info on it, they might manage a few dodgy posts on social media at worst

I still have a few old phones that still work, which is what I take on marches, after they've been factory reset

staringatclouds,
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@RickiTarr @RolloTreadway My point is that I don't keep anything on my phone that's important enough for me to need to lock it or that I don't want anyone else to see

dgar, to random
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Remember these guys?

staringatclouds,
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@dgar I have all their albums, there are so many I bought a planet to store them on, it collapsed into a black hole with the weight of the albums

I still have the MP3's & anyone who asks if I own the albums is given the coordinates of the planet so they can go & check

I guess they're satisfied as I've never heard from any of them again

dgar, to random
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Oh, hello!

I see the assassins failed again.

staringatclouds,
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@dgar Keep 'em coming, the compost heap needs the calcium

msquebanh, to Bloomscrolling
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My Ambassadeur have started to bloom. They smell like the original Opium perfume that was very popular in 80s & 90s.

staringatclouds,
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@msquebanh I wore Opium, not worn perfume for ages now though

RickiTarr, to random
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It's so weird that we are all supposed to be ashamed for burping and farting. I deeply apologize to everyone for keeping my body from literally exploding, so uncouth.

staringatclouds,
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@RickiTarr Me & Mrs SaC's mum used to compete to see who could burp loudest

I do miss her 😢

magdelenehall, to random
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staringatclouds,
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@magdelenehall Given the state of the Labour party recently I'm expecting continuity Tory rather than a national reset if Labour win

If the electorate can force a coalition then we might get a reset & actual change but I won't be holding my breath

arstechnica, to random
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Autopsy finds teen died from ultra-spicy chip and heart defect, report says

The high dose of capsaicin paired with a heart defect appear to have contributed.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/autopsy-finds-teen-died-from-ultra-spicy-chip-and-heart-defect-report-says/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

staringatclouds,
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@arstechnica Eating should not be like an episode of that Japanese show "Endurance"

augieray, to random
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Same energy:

"I'm angry at my knee pain, so I'm going to let cancer spread throughout my body. That'll show my knee!"

"I'm so angry at Biden, I'm going to let Trump destroy democracy, demolish the environment, weaken our allies, and dismantle healthcare. That'll show the Democrats!"

staringatclouds,
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@augieray You forgot that electing Trump will end the genocide in Gaza .. mainly because Trump will give Netanyahu nuclear weapons

GottaLaff, to random
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“Donald ’s latest attempt to end the GagOrder against him in the hush money / election interference was denied by a New York appeals court on Tuesday.”-CNN. I’d link, but for some reason, I can’t get it to load.

staringatclouds,
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@GottaLaff @Robb_Munson Shouldn't the wompage charge be the other way round though ?

staringatclouds,
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@Robb_Munson I believe @GottaLaff has prior claim

staringatclouds, to trans
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Do not ban transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards

The Health Secretary has said that transgender hospital patients in England may be banned from being treated in female- and male-only wards. We believe that this segregation is discriminatory, dangerous, and violates the Equality Act of 2010. It cannot go ahead.

9,078 signatures so far, signatures, boosts & reposts to other sites appreciated

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/661601

RickiTarr, to random
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Anyway, sometimes my brain creates really sad scenarios, and I play out my reactions to these scenarios, and it makes me really upset, but it's like I'm trying to prepare myself for every possibility even though it's both impossible and destructive.

staringatclouds,
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@RickiTarr I do that too, reality always goes a different way

RickiTarr, to random
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Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

staringatclouds,
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@RickiTarr How about Skin from Skunk Anansie ?

This is a bit old, but still good

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nPglNjxVHiM

Damn but that woman can sing

staringatclouds,
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staringatclouds, to random
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I've heard it said that trans women erase women

Can anyone tell me how this works ?

Does my existence mean an author with a string of books, more money than god & a castle, somehow ceases to exist

Do my moderate achievements as a retired software spod somehow outshine those of a multimillionaire?

And if not her, then who specifically is being erased by my existence & how exactly is it happening ?

I'd love to know

RickiTarr, to random
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Halp!!! I got deodorant in my mouth!

staringatclouds,
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@RickiTarr Try swilling it out with mouthwash a few times

RickiTarr, to random
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God: In an unfortunate Afterlife mix-up, Jacob Marley will be headlining The Pearly Gates Reggae Festival, and Bob Marley will be teaching a rich old Curmudgeon the meaning of Christmas.

Jacob Marley: IT'S GONNA BE OFF THE CHAIN!

God: No Jacob.

staringatclouds,
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@RickiTarr Bob Marley: 🎶 Don't worry about a thing🎵

Ebeneezer Scrooge: OK fires Bob Cratchit

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