Saltssaltgirl,
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Butterflies are just like regular flies except they have high cholesterol and taste good on toast.

qu0th,
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@Saltssaltgirl my great-great-something-grandma came out west on the Oregon trail as a child. We have a carved breadboard that was hers and it says, “Bread makes the butterfly”

Saltssaltgirl,
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@qu0th I love it

ada,
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@Saltssaltgirl You moth be joking!

Saltssaltgirl,
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@ada 🤣 oh I have to follow you now!!

ada,
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@Saltssaltgirl Don't get your hopes up, I mostly just wing it :P

Saltssaltgirl,
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@ada I’ll take my chances 😉

bob,
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@Saltssaltgirl

That is a "dad joke", @dgar 😆🤣

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