futurebird,
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Enter a bank.
Put a golf shirt in the money tray.
Walk out of the bank with the money tray!

Free money! No crime! Amazing!

tob,
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@futurebird This is obviously just a variation of the "I licked it, so it's mine now" acquisition strategy.

LucyKemnitzer,
@LucyKemnitzer@wandering.shop avatar

@futurebird Wait, real life or a game?

futurebird,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

oh no.

I seem to have been arrested.

For robbing a bank!

But .... my golf shirt was in there!

Da_Gut,
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  • futurebird,
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    @Da_Gut

    Yeah... apparently I misunderstood something since it's "very illegal" to "take stuff that isn't yours" ... "even if your golf shirt is in there"

    davidr,
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    @futurebird And then the bank asked you for the money back for 1.5 years but you just didn't get around to it.

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