jfmezei,
@jfmezei@mstdn.ca avatar

If I were head of STM, I would collect station announcements from metro systems around the world and on morning of April 1, substitute each Montreal station announcement with that of a station in another city. Big question is where to put Tsim Sha Tsui? New York’s 42nd announcements with long list of connecting lines would be for Berri.

Milnoc,
@Milnoc@mstdn.ca avatar

@jfmezei I recognised Tsim Sha Tsui because that was the station I took to visit the local museums.

EdwinG,
@EdwinG@mstdn.ca avatar

@jfmezei I would do one better. Randomly skip stops (and avoid all line transfer points).

Make people walk. I heard exercice is good for health.

jfmezei,
@jfmezei@mstdn.ca avatar

@EdwinG Skipping a stop is not as easy. requires switching to manual driving and you then hit a "max speed=0" if you get too close to train ahead of you. (Montréal is GoA2, so press a button and train train goes to next station).

EdwinG,
@EdwinG@mstdn.ca avatar

@jfmezei The STM is running on a reduced schedule today, so it makes it easier to avoid some bunching 🤪

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