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Apr 1. MC POV: Write a Mastodon introduction post.

Jesus fuck on a pogo stick, not another one of them social media sites. I gots a real job, ya know? The world is ending and no one else is doin' anything about it, and you expect me to waste some time on a Twitter, tweeting.

Oh, it's run by anarchists you say. Well, that'll work out even better.

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