lowqualityfacts, 1 month ago

I've heard a rumor that my 322nd Patreon subscriber might win a panda. Like an actual panda bear that you can just snooze with and feed bamboo and do whatever other stuff pandas enjoy doing. I don't know who started the rumor, so please address any questions or concerns directly to the International Panda Association.
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