reay, Ontario government 2023: We’re getting rid of LCBO paper bags to save the planet. (But planet aside, you can buy reusable, branded plastic totes there starting at $1.25.)
much wailing and gnashing of teeth at the staff there for months before the public finally, reluctantly gets used to the change
8 MONTHS LATER
Same government: Wow, doesn’t having to pay less than the cost of a decent beer for a reusable bag suck? We’re bringing back paper bags for YOU, little guy!
LCBO staff: 😬