i'm on my deathbed. i'm breathing my final breaths. i ask for help. bill microsoft bursts into my hospital room and tells me:
"sfc /scannow chkdsk"
i didn't understand at first, but once i realized i begrudgingly pulled my laptop up and typed the commands.
...
it worked. i'm cured.
bill microsoft, smiling, walks out of the room and locks the doors, condemning the room. i bang on the doors to no avail. i succumb to my sickness yet again after 30 minutes.
