thememesniper

thememesniper, 3 days ago to random

Stupid fucking cat stop asking for attention i'm trying to shitpost on fedi

thememesniper, 4 days ago to random

STOP DOING IoT

• OBJECTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AWARE OF THE INTERNET
• DECADES OF SMART DEVICES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for TURKEY MODE
• Wanted to do shit on low powered devices for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called HANDHELD GAME CONSOLES
• "Yes please contact Google for Internet connection tests. Please display 30 ads on one screen when no signal is received." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

LOOK at what VC-funded companies have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the MediaTek SoCs and networks we built for them:

(This is REAL IoT, done by REAL companies)

• smart TV
• smart appliances
• smart thermostats

"Hello I would like to run decade old libraries and download megabytes of data from an HTTP endpoint"

They have played us for absolute fools

thememesniper, 4 days ago to random

something about discord revealing it's been trying to determine your gender with ML based on your messages and affirmation starved trans girls on fedi asking how to reveal this data instead of being appalled by it is really funny to me

thememesniper, 10 days ago to random

my cat is standing on my foot. RELEASE ME!!!!!!!

lexd0g, 13 days ago to random

i cant login to discord because they forgot to add the 0 key to the numpad

thememesniper, 15 days ago to random

what are tiktok users cooking

tiktok video by @joemyheck, he's got a pool of orbeez in front of the camera and he's walking towards it with a crucible held by tongs and pouring something in it and saying "I made a big vat of watery spheres in my backyard, so I could melt Nordic Gold and put it in there."

thememesniper, 16 days ago to random

serverless cloud storage

thememesniper, 16 days ago to random

i think we should let the sigma males run free on social media to invent crazy new ways to be gay

thememesniper, 19 days ago to random

do you feel fear when someone is looking at your screen or were you straight as a kid

lea, 19 days ago to random

wtf does subpost mean i don't get it

ai6yr, 24 days ago to ai

Yay, AI/LLMs now editing genetic code! No way that could go wrong! https://science.slashdot.org/story/24/04/23/2211235/generative-ai-arrives-in-the-gene-editing-world-of-crispr?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon #dna #ai

thememesniper, 25 days ago to random

checks bookmarks for funny posts to show to my friends
Good lord there's yuri

thememesniper, 26 days ago to random

vnc resolver is so eerie because there're just a lot of dead computers, qemu instances stuck in a grub prompt forever with nobody to fix them

and then there's yuri

thememesniper, 27 days ago to random

chat would you say i have a mental illinois

thememesniper, 29 days ago to random

solved the problem with gender and sexuality input fields:

gender is a text box and sexuality is a regex expression

thememesniper, 29 days ago to random

volpeon makes neocats > skibidi toilet neocat

how did we get here

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

why is xbox offering me cloud gaming lmao i have a box to play the fucking games right in front of me

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

i'm on my deathbed. i'm breathing my final breaths. i ask for help. bill microsoft bursts into my hospital room and tells me:

"sfc /scannow chkdsk"

i didn't understand at first, but once i realized i begrudgingly pulled my laptop up and typed the commands.

...

it worked. i'm cured.

bill microsoft, smiling, walks out of the room and locks the doors, condemning the room. i bang on the doors to no avail. i succumb to my sickness yet again after 30 minutes.

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

windows 11 emojis are so ugly pls never cook again

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

"nini fedi"
it keeps boosting
can't trust nobody on the internet. shit's fucked up

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

are there any good ereader apps for android i'm about to compile and install phosh and read through foliate in termux x11

thememesniper, 1 month ago to random

journalism on the xz backdoor ranges from actually interesting deep dives as to how the backdoor was inserted and who jia tan is to "the time was almost near. it's over. linux has fallen. billions must windows server."