Not only did I manage an entire day and night of babysitting without tears, illness or injury, but when parents returned home the child - instead of playing on his tablet - was engaged in a wholesome and educational activity with me. He declared it ‘SO FUN!’
Piece of piss. Don’t know what you parents are moaning about.*
*this is a joke. Obviously what parents and carers do is phenomenally hard and even doing it for a day has absolutely rinsed me. I could never. I am in awe of you. They should give you extra tax credits just to spend on gin.
I’m on my way home now, it’ll be quiet and empty with no toys on the floor or small people trying to show me stuff on their iPads. Hopefully there’ll be some nice Amnesia Haze on the doormat, which I’ll smoke in the bath after work before having a massive wank.
@girlonthenet Parents DEPEND on knowing childfree people are taking advantage of being childfree, otherwise you’re just squandering the very opportunity we don’t have. 😉
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