charliejane,
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It should be illegal to send anyone an email

pluralistic,
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@charliejane But consider: it should also be illegal to make anyone's phone go beep-beep-here-is-a-message when you aren't 100% certain that the recipient isn't deep in some thoughtful or imaginative reverie.

cstross,
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@pluralistic @charliejane It should be illegal to phone anybody who doesn't have you in their phone's "favourites" list. Or to phone them while they're in bed or on the toilet.

quinn,
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@cstross @pluralistic @charliejane i'm looking forward to reading the toilet use publishing spec for call completion protocols

cstross,
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@quinn @pluralistic @charliejane It's dead simple and requires nothing more than an SNMP connection to the callee's smart toilet.

quinn,
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@cstross @pluralistic @charliejane you're going to have to have a back port with physical sensors with legacy toilets though. hardware, this is why we all hate hardware

cstross,
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@quinn @pluralistic @charliejane Nonsense, all you need is a wifi-connected drip sensor installed on the callee!

charliejane,
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@cstross @pluralistic I long ago set up my phone so it doesn't make a sound or pop up a notification for texts from people I don't know. And it doesn't ring between 10 PM and 10 AM except for trusted contacts.

cstross,
@cstross@wandering.shop avatar

@charliejane @pluralistic Same but is a gentle flogging too much to ask for if my phone company cold-calls me the instant I'm out of contract lock-in? Preferably for the CEO, I don't care about punishing the call-centre staff, it's not their fault.

heavyboots,
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@charliejane @cstross @pluralistic Literally filed a bug report asking for filters on iMessage last week. Give me a regex filter list screen and a big on/off switch in the main Message GUI to hide all filtered matches when it’s on. Because it’s political season and holy hell does everyone and their dog want a donation.

cstross,
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@heavyboots @charliejane @pluralistic What is a "donation"? Asking for a non-American friend.

clacksee,
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@cstross @pluralistic @charliejane
It should be illegal to phone anyone.

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