spaf,
@spaf@mstdn.social avatar

Every vendor booth at RSA this year:

Powered by world-class AI with a proprietary language model, our product offers unbelievably agile, next-gen threat intelligence-based risk management in the dark net on a quantum containerized blockchain employing breathtakingly advanced data science. Built to be compatible with your SIEM & cloud, its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!

sjvn,
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@spaf In a word, "Ick."

enobacon,
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@spaf I'm sure it will keep your data secure and easy to access at low cost and high performance

ParadeGrotesque,
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@spaf

  • True, but what does it DO, exactly?

  • Oh, it's a kind of firewall. With added unicorn magic on top. Of course. 🦄

Paxxi,
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@ParadeGrotesque @spaf
Most likely directory traversal and a sprinkle of rce

cosmack,
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@ParadeGrotesque @spaf

"...it's a treadmill"

spaf,
@spaf@mstdn.social avatar

@cosmack @ParadeGrotesque
No, it's a cookbook

ParadeGrotesque,
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@spaf @cosmack

Only thing that came to mind.

"It's... A COOKBOOK!"

(Talk about the dangers of AI...)

Dtl,
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@spaf @cosmack @ParadeGrotesque not a floor wax and a dessert topping?

ParadeGrotesque,
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@Dtl @spaf @cosmack

Floor Wax and Dessert Topping are options for the 'pro' version.

It also requires the AI to have access to the end user corporate catering.

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