jpm, 1 month ago

It’s a hat-trick, 3 from 3!

Hey Siri how do you clean toddler vomit out of an iPhone USB port?

stufromoz, 1 month ago

@jpm ewww

Jplonie, 1 month ago

@jpm time to get the priest in.

possessed the exorcist GIF

jpm, 1 month ago

Make that 4 from 5!

Fuck

Jplonie, 1 month ago

@jpm have you considered turning the child to face the other direction? Just a thought.

stufromoz, 1 month ago

@jpm baby puke! Smelly goo

nonspecialist, 1 month ago

@jpm maybe some kind of bib, helmet, or plug?

Been there. Hope it resolves soon. Not fun for anyone.

Taco_lad, 1 month ago

@jpm least favourite expulsion of toddler - rancid milk is ew. I feel for you

jpm, 1 month ago

@Taco_lad this contained mostly solid food from dinner, not digested

Taco_lad, 1 month ago

@jpm gweergggghh

geordie, 1 month ago

@jpm why are they like this

jpm, 1 month ago

@geordie as far as I can tell, revenge for sending them to the local Petri dish every day while we parents slave away at capitalism

geordie, 1 month ago

@jpm ah. Daycare powervom plague.

jpm, 1 month ago

@geordie strangely, no. Daycare coughing plague, combined with eating until she is going to explode because there’s a growth spurt coming soon

Cough cough hurrk cough cough zzzzz zzzzz

Jplonie, 1 month ago

@jpm @geordie literally FAFO