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Viss, to random
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the nsa is running job ads on instagram.

im not even sure how to process this

Jplonie,
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@Viss well they are processing all the data broker data from people who interacted with the ad and then sending out employment contracts to the ones they like.

Viss, to random
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every time i see a headline about how some org is "using ai to revolutionize redteaming" or like "ai is gonna force multiply security" i think of these sort of examples - and i think its gonna move things backwards in a surprising way. dont quit your dayjobs, security nerds - we're gonna be unrolling this stuff for years

Jplonie,
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@Viss so just to be clear getting people killed doesn't impact my bonus?

decryption, to random

don’t panic, nothing to see here

Jplonie,
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@decryption took a while to get posted because marketing couldn't get sign off from the charger team.

Jplonie,
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@decryption surprised it wasn't just a 💩

Jplonie, to random
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Viss, to random
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you know, I don't think I'm alone on this one..

fuck the cpuc.
with several trains.
from space.

Jplonie,
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@Viss we have the same so despite having 15kw of solar and two batteries. There's a floor to how low I can get my bill.

Jplonie,
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@Viss I'm ok with the need to have a functioning grid and the social benefit it brings so I'm not against putting into keep it running. But it's just been managed in a way to line the pockets of the power companies which shits me.

jpm, to random
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Hey @devopscats was it you looking for the 8x2.5G + 2x10G switches? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006615185733.html

Jplonie,
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@jpm @devopscats really you want it go back to 10mb shared. Learn to relax and take time to smell the roses. The packets will get there. The destination will still be there.

decryption, to random

remember these handheld scanner things? fuck they were shit

Jplonie,
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@decryption ironically with todays ai software they would probably work a lot better because it could be fixed in post.

jpm, to random
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I do not need a $40 MC68030 CPU and I absolutely do not need to design and build my own classic Mac around it

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33001231557.html

Jplonie,
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@jpm correct. You should make an amiga

Jplonie, to random
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Vendor ships bottle of wine with a three digit tumbler lock on the bottle with a "book a meeting with us to get the code"

lol no.

Pick it in a few minutes and laugh at the vendor whilst we drink it. Thank you vendor.

jpm, to random
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Was I fucking drunk when I designed this board? I completely missed 2 GPIOs to control a LED and a switch on the schematic, and I used the wrong SERCOM for the I2C lines which means I now need to swap SCL and SDA.

This thing is a fucking mess.

Jplonie,
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@jpm Mondays

geordie, to random
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I got this and put a slather of it on my chicken burger before putting down the top bun half. It contains fried shallots, bits of roasted peanut, sesame seeds, oil, and whatever the fuck is in 12-gauge RIP (round irritant, personnel) rounds. I bit into the burger and immediately started sweating. I now have hiccups, tears are streaming down my face and my moustache is elephant repellent.

Jplonie,
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@jpm @geordie so. You missed the recall notice on that single bottle then.

decryption, (edited ) to random

regurgitator has a new album!

Jplonie,
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@jpm @decryption Hockey is living his best life.

Viss, to random
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okay, yes, this could be awesome.
it would be pretty great to not have multi-hour hold times, and then having to explain to someone who barely speaks english how the basics of icmp or tcp work in order to speak to the next tier of support, or to help book complex international flights

Jplonie,
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@Viss you are mistaking the role of AI here. They will simply have the AI transfer the call from level 1 AI to level 2 AI (different costing LLM ) but through the wonders of API's they will automate the call dropping.

Jplonie,
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@Viss "everybody wins" ah I see the misunderstanding there is no interest in everyone winning. Only the company winning is the driver.

Jplonie,
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@Viss easy to make when you believe in the best of people.

jpm, to random
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Apparently the local RSL was not expecting about 2000 people to turn up this morning

Jplonie,
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@jpm no ex logistics people in their ranks?

MattHatton, to random
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NASA can contact Voyager One across the vast expanse of space but my computer cannot contact the fucking printer in the next room.

Jplonie,
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@jpm @MattHatton from before the time that equipment was designed to last it tax write off time.

jpm, to random
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There’s some real weather outside at the moment

Jplonie,
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@jpm yes. I know.

decryption, to random

qld police not beating around the bush with this poster

https://catalogue.nla.gov.au/catalog/597187

Jplonie,
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@decryption is that a NSW cop car?

decryption, to random

i am so tempted to just take a fucken year off and do fuck all/whatever random shit the rabbit hole takes me - not travel or some "experience" just like, live life without the burden of doing things to earn money

Jplonie,
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@decryption based on your stream that's what I thought you did anyway ?

jpm, to random
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You should definitely cook your dinner using a pot that wants to kill you

Jplonie,
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@jpm the lamb shank is a reference to the bits of bone that will fly out and gut you.

jpm, to random
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Just copped toddler spews 2 nights in a row AMA

Jplonie,
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@jpm time to get the priest in.

possessed the exorcist GIF

Jplonie,
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@jpm have you considered turning the child to face the other direction? Just a thought.

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