rl_dane, 1 month ago

Official #petition to formally (or at least informally) re-name modern macOS and all derivates (iOS, watchOS, iPadOS, tvOS, bongOS, backscratcherOS, whatever) to "poopBSD."

Please #BOOST TO SIGN

Poorly written/translated sample usage to follow:

'MURICAN:
"Yo bro, what're ya runnin' there?"
"💩BSD lol YOLO"
"BOGUS, man! Such cap. You coulda run a REAL BSD, or at least Asahi, poser!"

BRIT:
"Jolly ho, my good man. What have you running there on yon slab of aluminium?" (al-YOU-min-EE-um)
"'s ShiteBSD, innit?" (SHY-te)
"Bad show, dear fellow. Bad show indeed!"

FRANÇAIS/CANADIENNE:
"Salut mon ami, qu'est-ce que c'est sur votre macbook?" (mak-buuk)
"Alors, c'est MerdeBSD, L'incroyable nouveau OS de la Pomme!" (bay-ess-day, oh-ess)
"Crétin!! Imbécile!!!"

PERSIAN:
"Salaam, doosteh-man! Eeen chee-eh?"
"Een-eh GohBSD!"
"TOKHMEH-SAG!!! Khareh!! Khaak-too-sar-et!!"

(Yeah, I'm feelin' my sass, today. But do boost ;)