@LikeItOrLumpIt Did you ever read Lewis Grizzard? He had a hilarious piece (or maybe it was one of his live bits) about discovering bidets when he went to Paris. He called it "The Magical French Fanny Fountain." You can find them in pretty much every Italian home.
@gparenti@LikeItOrLumpIt it's the Japanese who really have them figured out. Fully integrated into the toilet and multifunction all singing, all dancing controls.
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