New (to me) idea: a top level domain for corporate f$&k ups. Lost your data? Left a back door in the hardware we sold you? Gave you syphilis in those organic prunes? Go to company name-dot-wfu (we f$&ked up) or dot-wfy (we f$&ked you) for your obligatory free credit monitoring and words of contrition.
Just had the idea. I’ll work on it and get back to you.