I want it said and recorded that I do not ever wish to be president.
That I do not wish to ever be a Congressman.
That I do not wish to ever be a Senator.
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And that I know that there are EVIL Mother F-ckers in Congress who put all those that I love in danger.
And that I would only sacrifice my free life of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness... if only to protect those people whom I love from Mother F-cking MAGAt B-stards.
Hell, no one near DC would ever even lend me a bedroom.
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