GrimmReality,
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At the store a delightful looking worker smiled at me a little too long, like all shiny as if she'd just heard a great joke - which I realized later maybe was because I had one of my funny tees on - and I smiled awkwardly and nodded back but suppressed the words that came immediately to mind, which were "What's YOUR deal, happypants?" so I may have some issues of nonresocialization to work on.

courtcan,
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@GrimmReality The other day, a store clerk complimented me on my shirt, which is green and emblazoned with the Loki quote "THIS IS ABSURD."

Me: Thanks! That's surprising, I really need to re-dye it!

I thought she was talking about my hair. facepalm

GrimmReality,
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@courtcan omg I've done stuff like that so much my new regimen is to just say "oh shit, what meant was [xxxxx] but I am stupid."

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