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GrimmReality

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I do dumb history jokes, occasionally pimp my angry left-ass rock songs, post tons of filthy invective at right-wing assholes. Introduced the verb "embitch" to the language, I believe, and, CW, use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not.

Vet my profanity-ridden ravings here: https://justmytoots.com/GrimmReality@beige.party

If you are self-ascribed MAGA or a neo-Nazi, which are one thing, don't bother, you'll eventually rage-type some racist shit and get 86ed so let's save us all the time.

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In the mood for a music star biopic, anybody know any movies where the musician or musicians have a dream to "make it" and they do songs and some bold capitalist person recognizes their talents and they're close to "making it" but OH NO someone has an emotional or drug issue that might derail their "making it" train but then they overcome that and "make it" and have a triumphal music show to demonstrate their triumph?

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Music biopics, the Roadrunner cartoons of movies but far far less funny.

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@faraiwe Documentary. Doesn't count. Documentaries can sometimes be good.

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@CosmicTraveler This is completely tertiary to the topic and I love it and I thank you for the rec. 💜

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@mrcopilot It doesn't but it's a nice thing to revisit. Probly BECAUSE it's a nice thing to revisit.

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@sennoma THIS WAS A JOKE, BILL 😂

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As ever - or for noobs to my yammering - if you get pissed off at one of my sweary antifash threads and feel you have a really important rebuttal, take a moment to refer back to the thread where I already addressed it and probably pretty strongly implied you were dumb or your opinions were malicious trash.

It won't always be the case but you'd be AMAZED at how often it is.

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ATTENTION: MORE OF US, MYSELF INCLUDED, NEED TO DO THE WORK REQUIRED TO ADAPT "COCKWOMBLE" INTO THE CONTEMPORARY NORTH AMERICAN LEXICON. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
https://mstdn.social/@sortius/112271492232287559

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Just going to suggest a few thousand people on mastodon disagree with you because my whole motherfucking thing is expletive-ridden tirades. Naturally, I wouldn't presume that is also yours or anyone else's motherfucking thing, but, as pertains to things you want to avoid, the mute and block button seem to be sitting right there and I imagine either one of those would've addressed your issue much more efficiently.
https://mastodon.social/@chrisjtrogers/112271249692634350

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One funfact is, the last time (that I know of) someone told me to go back to twitter, she was very mad that I had done a joke about cruise ships because she liked going on cruise ships and felt I had maligned the entirety of cruise-ship-goers and here is quick informative disclaimer from that particular thread.
https://beige.party/@GrimmReality/109660611895916473

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@dannotdaniel 🙏 🍻

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@pygoscelis_papua ah, so they're not a TERF, per se, but someone very soberly concerned with TERF talking points spoonfed by bigots, which are very very different things somehow. Good to know. Thank you!

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Everyone deserves a partner who looks at them the way my husband looks at meatball subs.

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Accidentally switched my tv to a golf tournament for about 15 seconds and now I feel the plebs deserve whatever shit lot and pointless privation we give them.

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THIS BLOWS I AM A PLEB

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Two things you can 100% bank regarding assholes and discourse:

  1. Whenever right-wing people yell "free speech," they specifically mean "YOU MUST LISTEN TO BIGOTS AND NEO-NAZIS" because - and this is really REALLY fucking important - they do not mean "free speech" for everyone and definitely do not mean "free speech" for people fighting bigots and neo-Nazis and here is your absolute motherfucking unimpeachable proof from a website that is basically now just a Nuremberg rally run by an actual neo-Nazi.
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Like I can't get inside Linda Yaccarino's head but I am not super-convinced Leni Riefenstahl is a feminist icon.

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@Aikiwomannc It's just a snarky progression of the thread.

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No, kids, she didn't specifically say that, I am drawing an allusion from her current work to a previous well-connected influencer who helped Nazis murder millions of people.

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Not everyone who has an MBA is a depthless morally rudderless fuckwad but MBA programs sure seem to attract and nurture depthless morally rudderless fuckwads and then systematically advance them to positions where being that materially damages society.

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@TheJen gasp J'accuse!

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I saw this segment on Times (UK) Radio where an older going-way-back feminist campaigner was telling a somewhat younger feminist and boisterous pal-of-Joanne-Rowling that she, the older lady, had fought every iteration of conservative bigotry going back to when they actually arrested and beat up and tortured gay people for being gay and the language of the anti-trans people sounds exactly the same as it did back then because the language of the in-group trying the beat the out-group into line is ALWAYS the same. The younger feminist snapped back that, well, you see, that's how WE (Joanne and her, I guess) are different, we're NOT the conservative Ancien Regime shitheads, we are proud liberals, so that tells you our particular notion of whom to unperson is just and correct, and, man . . .

I don't know how to fucking tell you this in a nice way because there really isn't a nice way but when you agree with Tories and Republicans and actual fucking neo-Nazis full-throatedly and out loud, specifically in support of a newly minted public Holocaust-denier, to insist your pet bigotry is the ONE bigotry in the entirety of a history of Proper Society stomping on the faces of marginalized people that is THE smart and well-meant bigotry, you've turned in your Decent Human Being Card. You are as right-wing as the shit you do and, TERFS, you are right-wing as every last fuck because - and I cannot yell this loudly enough - you agree with literally the shittiest people in the fucking world. And I know that won't move you to fuck off, as you should, or at least try to be a better person, but, in any rational timeline, it fucking well would.

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Honestly, all you have to do is not be a bigoted piece of shit out loud on every mic someone shoves in your fucking face and some people can't manage that very very easy thing to do and THEN, because apparently you're not ENOUGH of loathsome fuck, get mad at other people for not saying "Sure, if Joanne wants to burn heretics at the stake or bring back 'colored' drinking fountains, I'm sure it's fine."

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Welp, looks like we got some TERFs out for this one so, yes, let's take a moment to respectfully acknowledge the opposing position that there is no person on Earth more oppressed than a billionaire white woman who will never want for anything as long as she lives, and whose oppression far eclipses that experienced by kids living in fear every day of being bullied, beaten and murdered and literally having legislation passed to unperson them for the unconscionable heresy of trying figure out who the fuck they are.

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RUMINATIVE POSTSCRIPT: [low violin music plays] For the small smattering TERFs who got mad at this thread because you can't be bothered to weigh the writer of stories "precious" to you or your children against basic measures of human decency and think I was being hyperbolic, guess what? Actual internet neo-Nazis, now shut down by our good and decent Beige Party admin, keyword-searched their way over here specifically to shitpost support of your "nuanced" position.

I know most of what was a small number have fucked off by now and that is genuinely good, but for any Joanne stans who might read this - or for any this might be shared with - that's your real no-shit alliance. People like the guy who just posted, so so cheekily, "coloreds don't deserve water."

Reexamine your heroes and at least TRY to be a better person. Jesus fuck.

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