Holberg,
@Holberg@mstdn.social avatar

Sitting down at the bar. ‘Did you want your martini?’ Music to my ears.

Holberg,
@Holberg@mstdn.social avatar

And I continue to serve as an uncompensated Monkey 47 ambassador.

I hear the bartender tell some woman on the other side of the bar: ‘The gentleman down there is drinking Monkey 47. With a twist.’ They both order the same.

(Might not have told you this joint started ordering more of the stuff on account of me haha.)

Holberg,
@Holberg@mstdn.social avatar

I’m liking the women down the bar. When asked if they want another round, the zaftig blonde who looks like she summers in Edgartown says: ‘We’re toast.’

Holberg,
@Holberg@mstdn.social avatar

I have a weakness for blondes who vibe like they might’ve prepped at nearby schools in my era haha. Furtive glances to see what if there’s a wedding ring haha.

Holberg,
@Holberg@mstdn.social avatar

I know you’re all on tenterhooks. Started chatting her up, got a few minutes into conversation and then she mentioned a husband. Of course.

AdaraAstin,
@AdaraAstin@smutlandia.com avatar

@Holberg Some people insist on being inconveniently married.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • slotface
  • kavyap
  • thenastyranch
  • everett
  • tacticalgear
  • rosin
  • Durango
  • DreamBathrooms
  • mdbf
  • magazineikmin
  • InstantRegret
  • Youngstown
  • khanakhh
  • ethstaker
  • JUstTest
  • ngwrru68w68
  • cisconetworking
  • modclub
  • tester
  • osvaldo12
  • cubers
  • GTA5RPClips
  • normalnudes
  • Leos
  • provamag3
  • anitta
  • megavids
  • lostlight
  • All magazines