LRRRonEarth,
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HUMAN GHOSTWRITER IS MUTTERING SONG LYRICS AGAIN. IT'S EITHER SOME WEIRD MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA OR HE'S DEPRESSED. BETTER TURN HIM OFF AND THEN BACK ON AGAIN.

LRRRonEarth,
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WHERE'S MY DEFIBRILLATOR?

LRRRonEarth,
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THEY'RE WEIRD ONES, TOO. "ALTER AND TEACH THE AGES NOTHING YOU LOVE LASTS TOO LONG." OR "ICARUS WILL SEE IT ON HIS WAY UP PAST THE ARROW." OKAY, D'ARTAGNAN. I'LL TELL A TRAVELER IN AN ANTIQUE LAND YOU SAY HI.

SERIOUSLY, I JUST CHARGED THE DEFIBRILLATOR'S BATTERY AND CRANKED THE AMPERAGE UP TO "CRISPY." IT WAS RIGHTHERE.

LRRRonEarth,
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I COULDN'T FIND THE A.E.D., BUT I BROKE SOME STONEWARE OVER HIS HEAD AND DROPPED HIM LIKE ONE HALF OF A PIANO.

trochee,
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@LRRRonEarth

And still he holds down the shift key for you. What a mensch!

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