Says I tae the dug "You ur particularly honkin eh coo shit this mornin so ah huv decided thit this is the perfect day fur yer nice bath"
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request " Replies the dug "Means fuck off"
"You watch far too much telly "Said I tae ma hauf coo pat hauf canine buddy "Yer gittin a bath ,end off"
"Yer gaunny need hauners " Reply they wey a long ster fae ther smelly bed
"Ah hud anticipated yer reluctance ,an as if by magic Walla! Here's yer uncle BB"
"Fuck!" Say they
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Our previous resident collie also loved a bath and would refuse to come out but this fella jist disnae like clean water, at all.
On the other hand ,you can't keep him out the sea or the loch or nice soft coo shit ! ha ha
@bampot@Thebratdragon we are either by a Loch or a river all of the time. Our collie is frequently manky, but he loves to swim and a floating frisbee is one of his favourites. Just as well.
@bampot@Thebratdragon As kids we had a couple of Labs.
treat dugs and very amiable but water was their weak point. Even a shallow puddle was an excuse to dabble. Our Collies have always been keen on water, although it tends to be a bit more directed and goal oriented (but that it Collies for you). In this case he wanted to stay with my partner, the real love in his life.
@Thebratdragon@bampot Its amusing when we are in The Borders. The cottage is by the Teviot and there is a shingle beach for easy access. Lots of people use it (and most even take their crap away). We frequently see people with labs who stand aghast watching a Collie chase a frisbee across the river - no hesitation and a strong swimmer.
@Wen@bampot dogs are natural swimmers, and generally like water. And even more they like coming out of the water and shaking themselves dry right next to you....
It is the ‘who me' look a Lab can put on that always amuses, especially when they fart. The dug was traditionally always blamed, until by brother tried it and my mum pointed out that he had gone out with my sister and her friends a few hours before.
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