GayDeceiver, Biblically Accurate Angel: BE NOT AFRAID!
Me: I’m filled up to my gills with anti-anxiety medications. I also have some awesome mood stabilizers in me. Plus, I just had some kickass gummies. You ain’t scary.
Angel: I BRING A MESSAGE FROM … wait … not even a little nervous?
Me: Dude. I’ve seen creepier stuff than you on the Web. I’m like totally desensitized.
Angel:
Me: What can I say? Better living through pharmaceuticals.