igb,
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Did you know the interior of the average oven door can hold up to as much as 2 ounces of fully cooked dal?

It’s true. The trick, as I’ve discovered, is to make sure the dal is evenly distributed throughout the interior of the oven door and between as many layers of oven door window glass as possible.

norootcause,
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@igb This sounds like hard-won knowledge

igb,
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@norootcause oh, actually it is pretty easy…you can simply let the dal drip from an open microwave above the oven and it will go right into a small slot at the top of the oven door.

stuartmarks,
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@igb @norootcause But Ian, what was the root cause of this incident?

igb,
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@stuartmarks @norootcause In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

stuartmarks,
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jenniferplusplus,
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@igb @stuartmarks @norootcause making an apple pie from scratch, that makes sense

stuartmarks,
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@jenniferplusplus @igb @norootcause (it took me a little while)

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