GayDeceiver, 13 days ago

“What do you mean you’re not taking me anywhere for Mother’s Day! I am the mother of your children!”
“First, the ‘children’ are our dogs. Second, we are both gay men. Third, just because you are The Giver of Snacks and Provider of Snuggles does not make you their mother. So … no … no Mother’s Day Brunch for you.”