shippychaos, just two wives brushing our teeth tonight…
me: my lips are purple!
wife: [alarmed] do you have enough oxygen?
me: [sticks out tongue, also purple]
wife: what did you eat?!!
me: my purple girlfriend, obviously(It was red wine)
shippychaos, just two wives brushing our teeth tonight…
me: my lips are purple!
wife: [alarmed] do you have enough oxygen?
me: [sticks out tongue, also purple]
wife: what did you eat?!!
me: my purple girlfriend, obviously(It was red wine)
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