"Know what was for my tea last night? Beef dripping sandwiches!”
This did not have the expected response from the two bachelors.
“Cor!” said Nobby.
“Real beef dripping?” said Carrot. “The kind with the little crunchy bits on top? And shiny blobs of fat? The best bit is when you stick the knife in and crack the fat and all the browny gold stuff bubbles up...”