bitprophet, 
ME: yikes this non-sweet iced tea has like 36g sugar! JFC. Let's move on.
ME: oh man I haven't had Vanilla Coke in a long time, maybe one last dietary cheat for the road?
VANILLA COKE: ayyy!!! I've got 70 grams of sugar!! ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
ME: tea-time it is!