masukomi, 
As long as I am unemployed, I am trying to be a good house spouse.
The thing is, we long ago determined that am incapable of cooking or preparing food without making a mess. It doesn’t matter how hard I try.
That’s just frustrating. Frustrating to try and be clean, but then make the mess anyways. Frustrating to have to clean it up afterwards.
If we were rich, we would 100% hire a personal chef.