Luke,
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Anyone have a Coffee name that you use in cafes or public places?

Mine is Chuck.
Success rate: 100%

Because I’ve yet to have it misunderstood after 15 years.

vanderwal,
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@Luke My old (pre-9/11) sandwich order name was Akbar (worked well when work colleague Jeff was along as well). Never had a mix-up with orders.

Luke,
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@vanderwal yes!!! Hhahahaha.

vanderwal,
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@Luke 100%!!!

After 9/11 my workmates would nearly forcibly stop me from saying my sandwich order name. "Just don’t!” "Don’t!” But, I wanted no confusion with the order, but never used it again (often after severe warnings).

Luke,
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@vanderwal what did you do with the fez?

vanderwal,
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@Luke I have a couple of my grandfather's Shriner's fez(es). But, never wear them out. They are insanely comfortable and highly under appreciated.

Luke,
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@vanderwal I’ve had one for fun for the last 18 years. Cozy.

Luke,
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@vanderwal does the go kart still run?

glintveinlina,
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@Luke my dad’s name is Arsen and he goes by Nick in coffee places. he was a part of a criminal gang when he was younger, so he had a different nickname there. it was quite a challenge for me as a child to figure out how this adult naming worked

Luke,
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@glintveinlina that’s amazing. Except the criminal part.

leanda,
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@Luke This is genius! I’m stealing this, my name is constantly written on the side of coffee cups in weird but sometimes wonderful ways.

Luke,
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@leanda I’m not sure how so many people get Luke wrong. AND get Chuck right.
Perhaps I say my own name oddly.

Luke,
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I’m currently in my third place and loving the people noise.

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