KiwiEV,
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Day 2 of "no spend July" to save money and already I'm presented with a problem.
I don't own any shoe polish but I need to clean up and protect my boots for the coming rain this week.
Anyone know of any household stuff that might do the trick?

jonoabroad,
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@KiwiEV I'm not saying this will work, but do you have a lot of ear wax?

Otherwise, do you have sheep nearby - rub the boots all over the sheep to get the stuff out of their wool, and possibly also chased by the farmer.

KiwiEV,
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@jonoabroad Oh wait... You got me thinking. I bought some Lanolin-based car body protector. I might be able to use that!

jonoabroad,
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@KiwiEV Are you even a New Zealanders if you aren't trying to use a sheep?

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