Companies that spout the garbage simply don’t want to respect your boundaries. They have zero interest in you bringing home to work. It’s entirely one-sided.
Go into your boss’ office each morning to vent about your personal relationships, tattle on your coworkers for not sharing, eat crazy-experimental food at the office and blow up the bathroom. Constantly laugh and bring up that time you shit your pants from eating a reheated deep-fried PB,J&S sandwich (the “S” stands for shrimp)
For extra points, when your boss denies time off, scream “YOU NEVER LET ME GO ANYWHERE!!! I WISH I’D NEVER BEEN HIRED!!!” And then run to your office and slam the door before calling your direct supervisor to complain about how much you hate your boss.
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