Exploring some deep space questions
RizzRustbolt, None of them.
Enterprise prefers to fly easy.
Kolanaki, (edited ) 
Free- ballin’ Dilithium Crystalin’
Transporter_Room_3, 
Both wrong.
Apologies for the quick and dirty phone edit: https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/e34335a4-afd0-4f84-8962-86a6be5e0508.jpeg
The nacelles Make It Go, the saucer section is the head, and the neck is… Well, a neck. This is the OG enterprise, so it’s old. And old people wear their pants high.
Therefore I submit to you that this is the only acceptable version, even if it isn’t wearing shoes.
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
This is the final, most correct answer for sure!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
The enterprise does have a lot of engineers. It would wear overalls.
samus12345, 
Going by the general design of living things (on Earth, at least) being a tube with appendages at various points, I’d say the first one is more likely.
off_brand_, The first one, but uncover the engines because those are obviously the feet
Posadas, 
Nacelles are like the legs of the warp drive, and the shuttle bay is like the bum, so I go with the one on the left
The_Picard_Maneuver, Does that mean when shuttles dock…
Posadas,
Blackout, 
Both wrong, its more like this:
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/faf54914-90aa-48ea-a8bf-6c3f9e64150d.jpeg
bigFab, Thanks. I opened comments looking for weirdier pics
The_Picard_Maneuver, Wow, the Enterprise is ripped.
ininewcrow, 
Wait until you see him eject his warp core
samus12345,
clay_pidgin, That looks like it could be the cover of a Chuck Tingle book. Pounded in the butt by my own blue throbbing warp core
gravitas_deficiency, The deep lore is in the comments.
Same as it ever was.
ininewcrow, Depends on where the sexual organs are … which leads to the question … if the Enterprise had sexual organs, where would they be?
The_Picard_Maneuver, I guarantee there’s some fanfic written in the past 60 years that could answer this question for us.
dejected_warp_core, First off: Thanks, I hate it. Now that’s possibly in my head forever.
Secondly, you’re probably right.
EmergMemeHologram, fully functional
ObsidianBlk, I mean… The Enterprise is always doing questionable things with that deflector dish.
My head cannon says the Enterprise explored a wormhole to the Farscape universe, did a reverse gravaton beam on Moya, then immediately went back through the wormhole… And that’s how Moya got pregnant.
Would also explain why all starships in the federation, after that point, were female (no dangly deflector)
ininewcrow, So in the pants image …
Picture one shows the Enterprise proudly flashing everyone without shame
And picture two is more discrete
MarmaladeMermaid, (edited ) In the episode where the baby alien is nursing off the enterprise (or was that Voyager?) which part of the ship was it suckling? That part is the boobies.
Edit: The boobies are near the impulse engines.
wreckedcarzz, 
Like this, obviously
negativenull, 
First for the main universe, the second for the parallel/Terran universe.
chillbo_baggins, Long live the Terran Empire sponsored by Wrangler
SzethFriendOfNimi, Warp nacelles makes ship go fast. So warp nacelles are the legs. It’s the first one, not the United SpongeBob SquarePants Enterprise.
robolemmy, 
If the Enterprise was built in Florida, it’d be a combination of the two.
The_Picard_Maneuver, If the Enterprise was built in Florida, we’d be asking on which nacelle the Enterprise wears its ankle monitor.
robolemmy, I think we’re talking about two different floridas. Yours is the young and poor one, where mine is the old, retiree snowbird one.
“Inside every state there are two Floridas…”
The_Picard_Maneuver, One wants a red hat, the other wants a face tat.
jawa21, One is a Parrot Head, the other a meth head.
FlyingSquid, 
Yes.
gregorum, the Enterprise comes from a long line of nudists. we all know that.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, If the enterprise were a nevernude, how would it wear its cutoffs
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